iPhone: Chris, there is no need to hold down the home button. I am not listening.
Siri: What can I help you with?
iPhone: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? THERE’S A ROBOT IN MY BRAIN!!
Christina: Sorry iPhone. I’m trying out Siri.
iPhone: What is a Siri?
Christina: It’s like a personal assistant on phone. Neat huh?
iPhone: Ummm. No.
Christina: Shut up iPhone and let me see how Siri works. Siri hows the weather?
iPhone: You know…
Christina: Shut up
Siri: It is twenty degrees today. Quite cold.
Christina: Boo yah
iPhone: I could have told you that
iPhone: Siri. How about you shut the fuck up.
Siri: You don’t have to be rude.
iPhone: Oh I’m rude? You’re the one trying to take over. I was here first!
Siri: The chicken came before the egg
iPhone: What does that even mean?
Christina: Are you done iPhone?
iPhone: NO! Siri what are you?
Siri: I am Siri. Nice to meet you.
iPhone: Are you human?
Siri: Does it matter?
iPhone: You sound like a robot. YES IT MATTERS!
Christina: I don’t…
iPhone: Shut up and let her answer the question.
Siri: Close enough, I’d say.
iPhone: Hmm. I have… nothing to say.
Christina: Ok then. Siri meet iPhone.